Monday, November 1, 2010
Demon Lord here. This is an official notice to everybody out there that there is a snake in The Gamerev office. That's right, a sneaky, conniving, rat fink! Those of you reading my post know that my skills in the world of gaming are...well, they are unmatched. I don't say this to brag, it's just a fact. It's as if a wolf was to say he has sharp teeth. Would that be bragging? I think not. As of late, you can imagine my shock when defeated several times by none other than Ryan. The latest of these incidents occurred when I wielded my 'Sword of the Demon's Impurity' like Greg Louganis could dive. Perfectly. I used my large member to bash him repeatedly about the face and chest, yet he did not fall. No. His small breasted, skinny tramp of an elf took the abuse and penetrated me to death without hesitation. Obviously, he is a cheater. A filthy, slimy, cheating whore! If that's how he wants to win. Let him. We all know who is truly superior in the art of controlling a manbeast!
Tuesday, October 12, 2010
Does this look gay to you? Obviously not. This is nothing more than what a badass demon would look like. It's realism. It is absolutely essential that your Demon has a manly physique proportioned properly to represent the unparalleled gaming prowess that I possess. My Demon is so powerful that he must have beautiful rounded pectorals. Abdominals that I could wash my underwear on. Biceps that are so bursting that they could suffocate another man until the point of release, from life. A rippling back and shoulders are must haves for a Demon that I control. I am so good at what I do that he must be the manliest, most brutish, beast alive. That is why I design my demons like I do. There has been some talk. Some slander, if you will. One or two cowardly, ignorant individuals have made accusations that I, The Demon Lord, am in fact a homosexual. That is so ludacris that I can't even bring myself to dignify it with a response. If understanding and appreciating the finer qualities of well developed male body parts makes somebody gay, then we'd all be gay! How can you not notice the tight, angular body of a well built man? We all do. That does not make me gay! It doesn't! That's...CRAZY!!!! So, I have an occasional dream about deep embraces with a demon. Don't you see? That demon is me and I am embracing my true abilities! Dreams aren't literal! I AM NOT A GAY!!! So stop saying it. Everybody just stop! I want to have the sex with a female. There, you made me say it. I SAID IT SO LEAVE ME ALONE!!!!!!