Tuesday, October 12, 2010
Does this look gay to you? Obviously not. This is nothing more than what a badass demon would look like. It's realism. It is absolutely essential that your Demon has a manly physique proportioned properly to represent the unparalleled gaming prowess that I possess. My Demon is so powerful that he must have beautiful rounded pectorals. Abdominals that I could wash my underwear on. Biceps that are so bursting that they could suffocate another man until the point of release, from life. A rippling back and shoulders are must haves for a Demon that I control. I am so good at what I do that he must be the manliest, most brutish, beast alive. That is why I design my demons like I do. There has been some talk. Some slander, if you will. One or two cowardly, ignorant individuals have made accusations that I, The Demon Lord, am in fact a homosexual. That is so ludacris that I can't even bring myself to dignify it with a response. If understanding and appreciating the finer qualities of well developed male body parts makes somebody gay, then we'd all be gay! How can you not notice the tight, angular body of a well built man? We all do. That does not make me gay! It doesn't! That's...CRAZY!!!! So, I have an occasional dream about deep embraces with a demon. Don't you see? That demon is me and I am embracing my true abilities! Dreams aren't literal! I AM NOT A GAY!!! So stop saying it. Everybody just stop! I want to have the sex with a female. There, you made me say it. I SAID IT SO LEAVE ME ALONE!!!!!!