Monday, November 1, 2010
Demon Lord here. This is an official notice to everybody out there that there is a snake in The Gamerev office. That's right, a sneaky, conniving, rat fink! Those of you reading my post know that my skills in the world of gaming are...well, they are unmatched. I don't say this to brag, it's just a fact. It's as if a wolf was to say he has sharp teeth. Would that be bragging? I think not. As of late, you can imagine my shock when defeated several times by none other than Ryan. The latest of these incidents occurred when I wielded my 'Sword of the Demon's Impurity' like Greg Louganis could dive. Perfectly. I used my large member to bash him repeatedly about the face and chest, yet he did not fall. No. His small breasted, skinny tramp of an elf took the abuse and penetrated me to death without hesitation. Obviously, he is a cheater. A filthy, slimy, cheating whore! If that's how he wants to win. Let him. We all know who is truly superior in the art of controlling a manbeast!