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Thursday, February 24, 2011

Dead Island Trailer Review...whatever!

I don't know who Ryan McCord thinks he is and why he is so amazingly proud of his lame ass review of the Dead Island Trailer, but what is much more disconcerting is the fact that all these lemmings are rushing out to watch. 10,000 views in a week? I can do a vlog. I have followers. He just had to go and be the first one to publish it. All that rat is doing is jumping on the bandwagon. I don't even think he knows anything about Dead Island. He just knew it would be a popular SEO search and he's all fancy-pants trying to impress the boss.

If you want to be a kiss ass, go ahead. It doesn't make you a good reviewer. It doesn't make you a special person. It's not like zombies are as hot as demons, though the one that is running around with no arm and her boobs just out there, well that's just gross. Who wants to look at that. I don't like to see the falling apart flesh of a half degraded body, but that's what makes them so damn fun to kill. Anything where you get to shoot stuff is cool and we all know it.

Anyway, I am throwing it out there. What do you want to see my first vlog about? I leave it open to comments and votes.

Wednesday, February 9, 2011

Angry Birds, Angry Demon

Demon Lord here. Okay, I will give you that I am stepping out of my gaming forte. I had to look into something, given the element of hype it has somehow amassed. So I ventured into the world of 'Angry Birds'. Seriously? What has the gaming world come to that this is considered an entertaining game? Are people so hard up for entertainment that they will vomit their time away on nonsense? Clearly, the answer is yes. The graphics are sad. The music is annoying. The sound? Come on, I can't even call it sound. Video game programmers have harnessed the ability to recreate worlds of realistic sound and this is what we get!?! I'm ashamed of the world that this game's mere existence is allowed to continue. It is sad. After 36 hours of this, I could take no more. (Granted, it would have been more like 35, but that big pig with the helmet was really difficult to get. I finally had to waste a couple of my blue birds to clear things out so I could smack that bitch with a yellow.) I mean it! How did this thing get popular? Who would spend their time playing this? This writer is at a loss for words. And my cell phone battery is dead. I need to get my charger, so I somebody.  Demon Lord out.