Friday, April 15, 2011
Making Men Kneel Before me: Dragon Age II
Demon Lord here. Because I cannot even begin to discuss the utter betrayal of not getting the editor position, today I am writing about a new epic where I was able to wield my manhood over hordes of angry boys. Of course, I will say the fact that it is an outsider is still significantly better than it being Ryan McCord...anyway, "Dragon Age 2" is what I speak of. Mind you and this is important, I was not able to be a demon. This is a nearly unforgivable weakness in the mind of this writer. It took a great deal of time for me to come to terms with my smooth, supple, human skin. I couldn't imagine a fantasy world where I was made up of mere mortal man parts. However, I was finally able to come to terms with this once I delved into the game play. "Dragon Age II" presented me with an interesting combination of action game play and an in depth role playing experience. Once I figured out how to lay waste to every man that came at me, I was hooked. They just kept coming and coming and coming and I relished every moment. To me there is nothing quite like a bunch of angry men coming at you. It was appealing. Splendid even. I handled their forward attempts to make me submit with ease. I am however a gaming god. Let us not forget that. This isn't the first time I have had a man on his knees before me...and it won't be the last. The interpersonal connections you can forge between the characters enrich the gaming experience. It is however very difficult to get any of the men to engage in biblical relations. I don't know about that last part personally, I heard it from somebody else. I wouldn't try to do that! That's sick! Why would you think that I tried to do that! I DIDN'T!! LEAVE ME ALONE!!! I WANT TO HAVE THE SEX WITH FEMALES, DAMN IT!!!! Demon Lord out.